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One very dirty girl, with a passion for cock.

FAQs

Gender?
One really fucking dirty female.

What’s your bra size?
38C/D

Body Type?

Thick, curvy, kinda chub, full figured, tall.

How tall are you?

Almost five ten.

Are you single?

I don’t even know anymore.

Is the guy you’re in love with your boyfriend?

No, he is not…but I love him more than anything in the entire world. I’d choose him over sex if I ever had to, without hesitation.

Favorite pornstar?

Mr. James Deen…don’t follow anyone else. Don’t really care for the females, but I do admire Bobbi Star. I fucking hate Sasha Grey with a passion, Jesse Jane and Tabitha Stevens such too.

Where do you watch your porn?

Beeg.com and XNXX.com mostly. Find my favorites under naughty links.

Where are you from?

California! Born, raised and still living!

Do you have a Facebook?
Yes, of course, but I will not give that out.

Will you sext with me?
No.

Will you send me a story or talk dirty to me?

No, I don’t have time for that.

Will you submit to my blog or send me personal pics to my email?
Submissions, no Email, probably not.

Do you take submissions?
No.

Why don’t you take submissions?

Because I have no interest in receiving pictures of cock, pussy, tits etc.  I could honestly care less about what someone’s cock looks like. It doesn’t turn me on, and I don’t want to feel pressured into posting the pic. It doesn’t matter what I think, it matters what they think…so why should I waste my time lying and telling a guy that I love his cock, and it’s the perfect size and commenting on it when I could care less.

Are any of the pics of you?

Minimal photographs, not intending to post many more.

What are your biggest fantasies?
Men in suits, public disgrace, any time I might get caught, kinky stuff, light bondage, roleplay (father daughter, boss secretary, teacher student etc.), gangbang, DP, concert sex, forbidden sex in general.

If you are very sexually active, how are you so tight? That’s not possible.
Graphic: I still have a hymen. My gyno has examined it multiple times and says it’s just abnormally thick. Every time you have sex with me, it’s like having sex with a virgin, (yes, I bleed occasionally). Yes, this is possible, don’t believe me? Google it. I can have my hymen surgically removed, but have not taken the necessary steps to do so yet. The vagina is made to stretch, after a woman has a baby the vagina doesn’t stay 100%  dilated, does it? It returns more or less, back to it’s original state. Same goes for penile penetration, which happens to be much smaller than a baby’s head.

Do you write all of your stories?

Yes, every single line comes from my filthy mind.

How long does it take to write them?

I write them all in one sitting, usually in about in hour.

Why don’t you write them more often?

(1) It’s hard to find universal plots to please everyone sexually, (2) It hurts my hands pretty severely and if I do it in segments I loose my flow (3) I’m lazy and (4) I have to be really inspired.

Are any of your stories true?

Well they’re true for someone! Each of them incorporate personal fantasies and past personal experiences. All stories are a mixture of fiction and non-fiction.

How can I contact you outside of Tumblr?
Email: filthywetslut@gmail.com

Do you do promos?

Not  by request, and definitely not through an individual post. If I like your blog and I feel like I want to share it, then I will, on my own.

Have you always been this sexual?

I have been like this for as long as I can remember. Starting in preschool I was always watching the boys in the boys bathroom and I distinctly remember having very sexual dreams about my preschool teachers. In kindergarten I used to teach my friends how sex worked. Starting in kindergarten also, my friends and I used to be very touchy…I kissed a girl for the first time in 2nd grade, we were naked in bed, playing house, I was the dad and we pretended to have sex. I think I started masturbating in 2nd or third grade, of course not knowing what was going on, and why I enjoyed it.  Throughout elementary school I was always up for the most sexual dares in truth or dare. I started to watch a lot of porn in middle school and learned all that I know now, then. I never actually did any of what I learned though. Then in high school I put it all to use! Here I am today, running a super successful sex blog! I’m a perv…I know!

Will you follow me back?
I will follow you back if and only if you are a porn blog. Even if you are a porn blog there is no guarantee that I will follow back, because it may not be in my taste, or may not be explicit enough.  If I don’t follow you yet, and you believe you fit this criteria, it’s most likely that I have just not reached your blog yet, as I have thousands to look through. DO NOT ASK ME….to follow you.

Are all of your comments from your own experiences?

Yes, unless I state otherwise..or express my desire to try something I have not previously tried.

How many partners have you had?


Under 10. I don’t have a desire to sleep around. I’m selective about my partners, and I take pride in being clean and safe. I do have limits.

How old are you?
Barely legal :)

Ethnicity?

African and Native American….but pretty much negro. I’m not ghetto, so don’t come into my inbox saying ‘nigga’ this and ‘nigga’ that and calling me “shawty’…only Justin Bieber can call me ‘shawty.’

How many followers do you have?
6,829 (Friday July 22, 3:03 pm Pacific)
6,843 (Friday July 22, 10:22 pm Pacific)
8,613 (Monday August, 8 4:36 pm Eastern)
9,203 (Saturday Aug 13, 9:33 pm Pacific)
9,561 (Tuesday Aug 16, 11:15 am Pacific)
9,931 (Friday Aug 19, 3:57 pm Pacific)
10,976 (Monday August 29 10:13 pm Pacific)
11,031 (Tuesday August 30, 9:43 pm Pacific)
11,579 (Monday September 5, 1:50 pm Pacific)
11,792 (Tuesday September 6, 8:05 pm Pacific)
12,391 (Sunday September 11, 8:36 pm Pacific)

13,159 (Sunday Oct,16)

14,026 (Thursday Oct 27)

14,453 (Halloween 11:10)

15,112 (Nov 5, 11:17 pm)

15,634 (Nov 10, 2011)

16,099 (Nov 17, 2011)

16,264 (Nov 19, 2011)

17,557 (Dec 2, 2011)

18,512 (Dec 12, 2011)

21,332 (Jan 9, 2012)

22,340 (Jan 15, 2012)

25,013 (Jan 31,2012)

25,310 (Feb 2, 2012)

27,574 (Feb 18, 2012)

30,077 (Mar 28, 2012)

32,559 (May 12, 2012)
Why are you so sexy?
You tell me.